{"product_id":"valentines-sucks-dicks-penis-mints-novelty-edible-gift","title":"Valentine's Sucks Dicks Penis Novelty Edible Gift","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbrace your Valentine's Day cynicism with Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy – the hilariously irreverent treat that says exactly what you're thinking! Each bag is packed with approximately 100 pieces (3oz total) of cheeky, shaped candy designed to deliver a delicious dose of sarcasm and sweet revenge to anyone feeling jaded, heartbroken, or just plain over the whole romantic holiday hype.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the love-scorned, the proudly single, the anti-Valentine's crew, or anyone who wants to flip the script on February 14th with a grin and a giggle. These bold, fun-shaped candies combine mouthwatering flavours with unapologetic attitude – the ultimate way to indulge your inner cynic while satisfying your sweet tooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're hosting an anti-Valentine's party, gifting to your single squad, nursing a broken heart with humour, or simply declaring that Valentine's sucks (dicks), this candy turns frustration into flavour-packed fun. Because sometimes the best way to celebrate (or survive) the day is with a bag of deliciously defiant treats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Description --\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey \u003cspan class=\"red\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky, novelty-shaped Valentine's cynicism candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 100 pieces per bag (3oz total)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelicious, indulgent flavours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for anti-Valentine's parties \u0026amp; single celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious gift for the love-scorned or cynical at heart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIrreverent attitude meets sweet satisfaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for broken hearts, galentine's, or humorous defiance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGuaranteed to spark laughs \u0026amp; savage the holiday spirit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"specs\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eProduct Type\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNovelty Shaped Candy\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNet Weight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApprox. 3oz (85g) per bag\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eQuantity\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApproximately 100 pieces\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTheme\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAnti-Valentine's \/ Cynical humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUse\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eParty treat \/ gag gift \/ humorous indulgence\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOccasions\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAnti-Valentine's Day, Galentine's, single celebrations, gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56945746444671,"sku":"CP.1194","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/6942\/4255\/files\/Valentine_s_Sucks_Dicks_Penis_Mints_Novelty_Edible_Gift.png?v=1770922244","url":"https:\/\/pleasureempire.co.uk\/products\/valentines-sucks-dicks-penis-mints-novelty-edible-gift","provider":"Pleasure Empire","version":"1.0","type":"link"}