{"title":"Little Genie","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-4\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:108b90a6-e449-47f7-873d-31873003c0aa-1\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"ab8fceac-7397-4478-9ba2-d131598aaa16\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"975\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eLittle Genie is a playful adult products brand that has been creating novelty intimacy enhancers, personal lubricants, and romance games for over two decades. \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The brand focuses on fun, approachable products designed to spark connection and enjoyment between partners, with offerings ranging from flavoured water-based lubricants and oral enhancement sprays to cheeky games and accessories. \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"little-genie-month-of-sex-adult-date-night-game-sexy-couples-romantic-novelty","title":"Little Genie Month Of Sex Adult Date Night Game Sexy Couples Romantic Novelty","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet ready to make this month unforgettable—your schedule is about to get busy! The Little Genie Month of Sex Adult Date Night Game is a thrilling 30 day activity calendar that offers a new sensual surprise behind each door for you and your partner to explore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis game is designed to add fun, excitement, and intimacy to your relationship, with 30 days of thrilling sexual activities and romantic experiences waiting for you to unlock. Whether you're looking to spice up your relationship or deepen your connection, this game is the perfect way to ignite passion and create lasting memories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to play: Take turns, assign weeks, or alternate days to open the doors and discover your next secret adventure. Each card holds a new activity to enjoy together, making every day special and exciting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Description --\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30 day activity calendar with sensual surprises behind each door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned to add fun and excitement to your relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for couples looking to spice up their intimacy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelps strengthen bonds with romantic and sexual adventures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlexible play options—take turns or alternate days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"features\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for date nights, anniversaries, or spontaneous fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"specs\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eProduct\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLittle Genie Month of Sex Adult Date Night Game\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBarcode\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e685634100854\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePaper (Calendar and Cards)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDimensions\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStandard Calendar Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecommended Use\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCouples, Romantic Fun, Date Night\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eContents\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 cards with daily sensual activities\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBrand\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLittle Genie\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHim or Her\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCouples\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56726214443391,"sku":"BCD.001","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/6942\/4255\/files\/Little_Genie_Month_Of_Sex_Adult_Date_Night_Game_Sexy_Couples_Romantic_Novelty.jpg?v=1770057645"},{"product_id":"booty-call-numbing-gel-desensitizing-lotion-for-anal-play-sex-unflavoured-1-5oz","title":"Booty Call Numbing Gel Desensitizing Lotion For Anal Play Sex Unflavoured 1.5oz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBooty Call Numbing Gel is a specialized, unflavoured desensitizing lotion designed to make anal play more comfortable and enjoyable. 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